chatter dorks

People who join chat rooms and chat about the stupidest shit ever.

Oh god, there are so many chatter dorks in this room tonight. I need to get a life.

by gobbledegook October 4, 2007

chattails

When two or more friends decide to have cocktails and conversation over the phone.

Hey Dana, call me later and we'll 3way call Sheridan and have a couple of "chattails"!

by Julie Corbin January 16, 2008

chatting oxygen

Talking absolute rubbish.

'you're chatting oxygen!'

by laurafurby March 23, 2008

chatting ninja

One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.

Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.

by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010

Chattocks

Someone who just won't shut up.

Jim: Fran just won't shut up!
Bob: That's what chattockses do.

by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011

chattersation

A conversation conducted via online chat

That was an inspirational chattersation we had on facebook.

by zuulologist June 8, 2011

chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.

you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P

by theelous3 November 9, 2011