Chump the 1st

Person who doesn't have slightest of awareness of one's surroundings. a Kermit.

Chump the 1st begins on the first of the new month, every month.

by Chump Nation August 11, 2023

Chump

A Person that doesnt qualify to be a champ. All weomen, and most men.
A person that passes up a night of partying to study.

You cant hold your alcohol, you arent a champ anymore, your a chump.

by baylorchamp January 17, 2009

Chump

A chimpanzee plus a champ plus a school kid and a sample of a chubby headteacher. A chump is just a stupid uneducated school child like person. A chimp(Human) with no brain.

Person 1: spills food on the floor
Person 2: You are a chump
Person 1: *sniffs in sadness*

by Ginger_thing1010 April 2, 2020

chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.

I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.

by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013

Chump

Ezra, the friend who is always on Madden.

Ezra get the fuck off Madden and play Jackbox with us, you Chump.

by shacostco December 29, 2022

chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma July 5, 2012

the ‘cheddar chump’

This silly chump somehow became the 45th president of USA; he has also been called ‘Cheeto’ due to his ?natural skin tone being ORANGE. Twice impeached, he served a single term before voters legitimately removed him. He gathered his minichumps & enablers and finished out his last days with a treasonous insurrection on Jan 6th, 2021.

The ‘Cheddar Chump’ now resides at Mar a Largo in a golf resort clubhouse he calls the ‘southern White House’.

by Modman23 October 14, 2022