Chew Scab

When you get whiskey drunk and pass out with a mouth full of Copenhagen. Then proceed to wake up usually on a friend's chair or couch, with it scabbed to your face and furniture.

Marshall got Indian drunk the other night and chew scabbed himself to my new recliner.

by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019

Chewbacca Surprise

When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes

I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Chewbacca

Your ex girlfriend

Hey did you see chewbacca?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Chewal

A chewal means stuff that has been sitting in your mouth for a while after eating.

After eating those ribs I had a lot chewals in my teeth.

by Ej_slighted June 4, 2021

chewed the fuck up

used when something or someone looks at hot ass mess.

1. damn, your room is chewed the fuck up
2. chile, your head looks chewed the fuck up
3. bitch, them toes is chewed the fuck up
4. that frontal is definitely chewed the fuck up

by harajukushani February 19, 2022

Chewed rug

“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.

That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!

by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022

Chewboinking

The verb “to chewboink”. The act of two wookies making love.

How was Lumpawaroo conceived? Chewbacca and Mallatobuck were chewboinking.

by Karen the computer January 1, 2023