savvy chimp

human beings who think they are brilliant, but know deep down what idiots they really are

Fucking Dave, lost all his money on bitcoin and blamed it on his cousin. That idiot is a savvy chimp. Now he's buying digital art.

by saavy chimp July 12, 2022

Stuff a chimp

A play on the phrase "STFU", implying that the "chimp-stuffer" coud go do something indecent to a primate rather than continue talking.
Plural: Stuff chimps.

"Go stuff a chimp!", said the nerd to the bully who was wedgieing him. The bully, having no comeback, ran home to his mommy.

by chimp_stuffer_in_da_haoose April 30, 2010

Zoo zoo chimp

A person who everyones thinks is indian, he is italian though. He is part chimp and part human.

Person: look at that cool guy
Me: yeh its zoo zoo chimp

by Shoesh i n e May 27, 2019

Meet the Chimps in the Alley

White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.

Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!

by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022

Jambo the chimpanzee

A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo

Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

chimp licker

A man/woman that likes giving oral sex to the unshaven vaginal or anal area.

1.if you like licking hairy asses or pussies!
2.if you like o-natural
3.you don't like a shaven haven
4.or you actually in fact lick real life chimps!

1.hey you chimp licker!
2.you are a chimp licker!
3.i know a chimp licker too!
4.how many chimp licker's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

by luke gibson May 25, 2006

Chimped

When a player or more commonly an AI bot in a FPS "Owns" His/Herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.

Lol that bot just chimped himself

by David Rushby January 6, 2008