chesterfester

Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games

Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day

Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time

by fratlife November 7, 2012

Chest Pups

A colloquial term for a women's breasts

Wow, that girl over there on the other side of the club, has nice chest pups, her cleavage shows and all.

by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013

Chestcretion

A word used to describe the act of shitting on someone's chest, as popularised by the google search suggestion "what is it called when someone shits on your chest"

Sarah: Zomg, you would never believe what I found out about my disgusting boyfriend today!
Sam: What? What?
Sarah: He told me he loved to watch videos of chestcretion and hope that we could both do it!!!
Sam: EWWWWWW *faints*

by Lolious Maximus May 23, 2013

chest cavity

An extra pocket located in the human chest, great for storing items like drugs.

Hi jess! Hi Nathan! Nice chest cavity you've got there!

by natnat980 February 28, 2014

chesterous

Having a perfect chest that can be loaded with cum. Ample boosoms for hot creamy loads to laid perched upon to show ownership.

Velma is very chesterous with her perk C cup titties.

by Silentgoat February 7, 2017

Chestbert

A word use to describe Adam Lambert's chest

person 1. oh my god, did you see that picture of adam Lambert

person 2. i did ,he looked so gorgeous in that shirt

person 1. i know #chestbert

by Vampire-girl August 4, 2018

Chest With Legs

A girl who has a stereotypically attractive body but has an undesirable face and personality.

"Man, if Mia wasn't just a chest with legs, I'd probably have a crush on her."

by GSwoob December 29, 2018