Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010

celebitter

Celebitter is a temporary feeling experienced by a person who has not had sex for a long period of time and who does not intend to have sex in the near future. This person might go through short periods of bitterness due to lack of sexual activity.

Mary: "What's the matter with you?"
Jane: "Oh don't mind me. I haven't been with a guy in months and I'm just feeling a little celebitter."

by ineptangel March 14, 2011

celebramous

famous because of the celebrity status.

Paris Hilton is among the celebramous. Further, she is a celebutante.

by uttam maharjan May 11, 2011

Calendar stress

The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.

I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.

by Already Stressed September 29, 2011

Calendar Lockout

When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.

Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.

I guess you had a calendar lockout this year

by Swagglord August 11, 2012

Celebracommiserate

To celebrate and commiserate one's life and stupidity/foolishness in one fell

swoop (and with alcohol).

She and her friend got together to celebracommiserate her life and mistakes.

by Elle A. Evans October 22, 2012

Celeblaze

The act of celebrating an event by getting high

Phil: "Ben its your birthday tomorrow you know what that means?!"

Ben: "Hell yeah!, time to Celeblaze!"

or

Phil: "My friends and I are going to be Celeblazing for 420"

by Pgbexclusive October 30, 2012