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Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.
Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.
by Missa Pie January 5, 2025
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Calvin

Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.
Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
by Todd789 July 25, 2018
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calvin

calvin is my best friend, the love of my life, my everything. he means so much to me way more than he’ll ever know. He is the most thoughtful, trustworthy, and all around amazing person i have ever met and that is nothing but the truth. Calvin makes me know that i’m the most lucky person on the planet, he’s always there for me and i know that i can always count on him. I love him so so much and i’ll always be by his side ready to fight any battles that come our way❤️
calvin is the most amazing person ever and i love him so much❤️
by ejp December 28, 2021
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Fat calvin

Fat Calvin! It do got a ring to it.
Fat Calvin! It's a helluva nickname.
by Wayne_brady07 June 6, 2023
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Christa and Calvin

they are the most loving people. He knows how to help Christa out even though he is shy. They both know how to satisfy both of their needs. They love each other so much. They have the best sexual intercourse ever and also they have the best make out sessions.
Christa and Calvin is the couple that always loves each other no matter what.
by chimmekelly July 29, 2018
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Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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