cocking

coughing & choking at the same time, typically after ingesting too much alcohol.

"I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jager-I was totally cocking afterwards."

by mandazeeee. August 6, 2009

Caking

The late night desire to purchase random combinations of food such as cheese and cake. This my be confused with the munchies but it applies specifically to a combination of foods that include cake. People with this affliction gather in small groups to purchase said items. One HAS to be gay.

Random passerby: What? yo, this dude is buying cheese and cake mix.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.

by Eder's March 3, 2008

cracking the safe

To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe

Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica

by tom the tool November 12, 2006

cracking

currently typically used by many pedofile geeks who has tendency of obsession with children as sex objects. including taking sexual explicit photographs, Moresting child looking adult femals

What's cracking? oh! snap! look! you gatta a nice ice cold drink here! Would you like to have some? ( The drinks contains some drugs to sedate victims)

by Do u know a rapist Moshe? June 20, 2010

Cucking

To put something at arm's reach with no way of actually getting it.

The Pinball Machine was cucking me when the ball got stuck.

by PixalSticks0 July 9, 2016

clacking waggler

1) A term sometimes used in abstract math.
2) A reference to male with pierced genitalia.
3) Reference to a sex toy with parts that "clack" as it is used.

1) If X is a clacking waggler and all subsets of X are marint, then X is a supreme clacking waggler.
2) Dude, that guy is a clacking waggler. Its so gross!
3) My clacking waggler broke last night, and I cried

by booooob September 23, 2007

Caking

Using only dry toilet paper, not finishing the job with a moist flushable wipe after pooping resulting in microbes of shit being unknowingly left caked around one's asshole.

'Bro, that chick has a hot ass. You think she is caking though?"

"Hey girl, that guy as the gym was really cute".... "Yuck, he was pretty sweaty and probably caking "

by WheelKaos February 8, 2017