Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

by SlopNChop November 14, 2018

Certified lover boy

a man who is a woman's lover or who has sexual relations with many women.

Cameron is lowkey a certified lover boy

CLB

by Cam2wave September 8, 2021

certified subarashii moment

When something is absolutely perfect

Man 1: Bro my mom just got diagnosed with a brain tumour

Man 2: Now that, is a certified subarashii moment

by OppaiInspector July 12, 2021

hood certified

when an individuals who lives in an area described as "the hood", typically low income area populated by blacks and latinos, when that individual is sentenced to prison, when he comes back out into society he has earned additional street cred.

This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"

Tyrone: Yo dawg, I heard T-Bone is back tryna get his hustle on.

LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.

by Hood Certified Criminal Lawyer February 14, 2014

Playboi Carti

The only known rapper known to man that can speak: Animal Crossing, ancient greek, ancient egyptian hieroglyphics, Minecraft enchantment table and braille

Joe: Hey have you heard of Playboi Carti ?
Yuri: Oh that rapper? yeah ive heard about him.
Joe: The lyrics were really deep, when he said ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ i felt that

by glubglubglub420 May 22, 2020

Certified Junk

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.

If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.

by BE3FY February 8, 2010

certibants

When something is certified banter.

loool thats certibants

by cantdenythetruth December 11, 2011