The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.
by KittenTamer November 28, 2016
Get the butthole minigolf mug.n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.
"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.
by Gagaohlala October 8, 2014
Get the Butthole of the North mug.Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.
by Meep Murp October 28, 2013
Get the butthole relapse mug.Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.
by I got ligma December 19, 2018
Get the Connected buttholes mug.A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.
by warwagon1979 October 7, 2020
Get the Dilated Butthole mug.A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night
Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"
Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."
Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)
Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."
Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)
by ElSnowman June 18, 2014
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