happy branch

happy branch is the term given to an erection.

your happy branch is showing.

by maddendog November 5, 2006

Emmy Branch

cute girl with brown hair

brown haired girl? is that Emmy Branch?

by c00lpersonlsdkfj July 27, 2012

executive branch

The sexual organ that is the decision maker for men.

For men, all thoughts are legislated from the balls up, through the executive branch(aka penis) where it is signed into action, with only the brain left to sort out if that action was unconstitutional.

by kris takahashi April 22, 2010

Bradan

This is a man addicted to his Diablo. He won't hesitate to not answer your phone call while playing this insanely overrated game. If he has a hookah going just forget about social contact all together. He also looks like John Snow but like John Snow he knows nothing.

"I was pulling a Bradan last night, ended up playing Diablo for hours."

"Stop being such a Bradan"

by GhostMav June 23, 2014

Branch Floridians

Small and dangerous religious cult apparently run by someone known as the Reverend Fairinheight451, who may or may not also be the same person as the MSN troll Michelson-Morely. That MM is active in this cult is clear from the latter's references to the experiment on which he bases his nic.

The group puts on a humorous, Situationist exterior but this covers a serious paranoia and a resultant cult complex. They believe a small clique is controlling the world, and publish a regular bulletin, "World Domination".

Their name is a play on Branch Davidians, the name of the cult slaughtered at Waco.

The antics of several characters with links to this group, which may be either indoctrinated cult members or multiple ID's of the cult leader, have caused havoc on Anarchist Alliance and other MSN groups, where they take their intolerant views to the point of accusing others without foundation of being Nazis and starting flame wars over trivial issues.

by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004

Bran Muffin Roulette

Having anal sex with an elderly person

I sure hope I don't get shat on while playing bran muffin roulette with your grandma.

by Raphael (The Disasterbater) December 27, 2008

Bedant

Bedants is an absolute gae he is so dash fash u vl die from his gaeness. He has a pet gae baboon that terrorizes african villages. He is so gae he thinks bhiwandi have different date than other places

Bedant gae

by BigDonaldsonBrain June 27, 2021