bracketologize

to put bracketology into action (see bracketology); to strategically develop a bracket. (The term "bracket" as used in this definition refers to a bracket for the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. This tournament, "March Maddness", happens each year starting in mid-March and determines which team wins the NCAA Div. 1 Men's Basketball title.)

Want to go to BWW tonight?
No, I can't, I have to bracketologize! Brackets have to be locked in by Thursday!

by Me llamo Christina March 18, 2009

balkter

to intentionally bunt in a baseball game and foul out

That guy just tried to suicide squeeze but instead did a balkter. We just lost the game

by SFenton July 7, 2009

Balkan Affair

The stitching between flaps of rubber on a jumpy or inflatable rubber object

As I fell of the jumpy, I sliced open my nuts on the Balkan Affair. fuck

by malmö January 26, 2010

Brackatastrophe

Noun: A momentous tragic breakdown of one's betting bracket. Often referring to NCAA's March Madness when fans fill out brackets to track the progress of a tournament.

After all the upsets in today's tournament games, many fans will certainly suffer a brackatastrophe.

Losing all 4 final teams in the round of 64 was a true brackatastrophe.

by Scrilla100 March 21, 2010

brackatize

Created in 8th grade math class. To incapsulate a portion of an equation in brackets so that portion is calculated first

Hey I didn't get the right answer for #4

You just forgot to brackatize the last part

Thanks dude!

by snoobary April 25, 2010

Bracket Nerd

A person overly obsessed with creating and evaluating championship brackets for sports tournaments.

I'm so tired of hearing all of those bracket nerds talk about who they picked for the NCAA.

by alphasniper April 8, 2011

balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos

OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!

by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011