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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
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Are you born in 2010?

This is a pickup line created by Juney, the other person would respond no or their birth year and then the person saying the pickup line would say “Oh haha that’s weird because you sure look like a 10 😉” 10 meaning they’re hot but it’s a play on words for ‘10 meaning born in 2010.
Guy:Are you born in 2010?
Girl:No I’m born in 2007
Guy:Oh haha that’s weird because you sure look like a 10 😉
Girl: 😘
by Juneyb October 25, 2023
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born again bastard

A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.
Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.
by MrsPez December 3, 2017
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Born

She was born on March 9th
by 459395 April 10, 2023
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why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
by Hey birch December 8, 2020
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pussy born

The Pussy Born are an ancient Brotherhood of pussy destroyers (see tag box). They where chosen to eat all the pussy in the world. Normally, a Pussy Born allways has tons of girls around him.
Look at him and all his girls! He a Pussy Born!?
by JewelsHax February 4, 2017
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born like this

A stand in jojo lion that is basically a fucking motorcycle
Joskue: Soft and Wet! Ora born like this
by Joskue Higashikata December 16, 2019
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