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The Boiled One

An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.

(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One
by jjrplz54 August 11, 2024
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Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.
I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.
by billy walking August 22, 2006
mugGet the Boil some broccolimug.

Boiled Egg

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.
by C4cat March 6, 2019
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Boiling kettle

The moment that the water inside of a kettle reaches 100°C In word form (Boiling)
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boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.
Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.
by Mogdi January 4, 2018
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cooter boil

When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.
She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.
by Petty Memes April 4, 2019
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Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.
This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.
by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022
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