blurps

The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.

Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.

Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.

Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!

by @KingTybo February 3, 2010

Blurp

A fat person who enjoys McDonald's

T-blurp hollins

by Swagg Based July 5, 2011

blurble

The noise that is made when I escape the mental institute. It celebrates my newfound freedom.

*siren* "Attention, patient #666 has just escaped!"
Me: BLURBLE!

by Qwazyw/Qwakers August 24, 2003

Blurf

1. Not having the ability to hold you liquor. This generally leads to the loss of potential lays and newly made friends. As for old friends, well hopefully they drank as much as you and no one will remember it in the morning.

Tim: Did you get that chicks number dude?
Jay: Nah, that tequila totally kicked my ass and i blurfed all over her.

by S in the MRS August 7, 2007

blurp

When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.

"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping

by Blurpen2000 March 31, 2007

blurred lines

Overhyped song by hip-hop artist Robin Thicke, Pharrell and some other rapper. The video for this song has many girls with little to no attire at all, thus making it a good target for pubescent teenagers and other pornography lovers.

Teen#1: Hey dude, did you study for the Maths test tomorrow?
Teen#2: Naw man, I've been dancin' on the club, digging some #THICKE and his # BLURRED LINES

by skapur August 19, 2013

blurt

A blurt is an Australian fart. Generally, a good blurt has a low pitch, and is of medium duration. The type where the gas escapes at just the right ratio of pressure to volume to cause the arsecheeks to get up a sort of rhythmic clapping motion, and the gas exits more or less as a series of pulses, to the great amusement of your mates. A good blurt when seated on an empty 44-gallon drum produces a sound like an orchestral drum-roll.

Bluey and Curley, two brickies labourers, are sitting on a timber plank, eating their lunch. Curley rips out a classic blurt, and the vibration along the timber causes Bluey's Vegemite sandwiches to rattle off the end of the plank.

by Hateful! May 17, 2006