I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!
by zallirog July 07, 2015
by Lostmykeysinthere January 02, 2019
Male is taking an upper decker and the female is sitting reversed on the regular toilet seat taking a shit and giving the guy head.
We really fucked up the toilet at Kieth's house when Sharliene and I did a double blumpkin, Shaeliene is such a dirty girl.
by Thorbeast March 25, 2022
by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.
by Fleshdawg October 07, 2016
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
by onendone January 07, 2011
A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
by Na0227 October 04, 2014