Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.

Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.

Blow Job Philanthropist by George Alexander November 13, 2009

Blow-hard

A person that is known to rant and rave about things. Their opinions are usually ignorant and lack evidence. The term comes from the literal meaning of "blowing hard". If you blow hard enough people pretty much have to listen.

Famous blow-hards include Glenn Beck and Dr. Phil.

Blow-hard by FlamingGuts November 8, 2009

Blow job lips 

a girl with nice lips not too big not too small, just enough to stop your cock being scratched by teath and not too big too ruin it

guy 1: dude, that girl gives great blow jobs
guy 2: its cuz she has blow job lips

Blow job lips by LissyLooLar November 18, 2009

blow up doll 

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

blow up doll by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

blow. drug 

Slang for cocaine

"I did blow on Saturday at the party." , blow. Drug

blow. drug by Mira a las drugs November 1, 2013

blow torch

This is an AM radio station of 50,000 watts.

I work for a blow torch station. 50,000 watts baby, Anchorage to Anaheim.

blow torch by slightly askew May 9, 2009

Blow Job Sandwich 

The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.

SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"

STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."

SAM: "You call that settling?"

Blow Job Sandwich by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009