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Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
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Blois

To cough all over your table mates food.

Coughing my poorly covering your mouth.
She bloised all over my plate.
by Erik Krambner March 24, 2024
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Boris the Cat

Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.
Boris the Cat is ready for Fefe's seed.
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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Blords

Blords is the broad category of when you mix up, or generally mess up your words or phrases in conversation.

This may happen in times we are thinking of two similar words or phrases at once, and the words come out combined. Or it can be when we say the inappropriate phrase as a quick response. Spoonerisms also fall under the category of blords, which is switching the first letters of two consecutive words
"Hi, how are you going?... Oh, whoops, I've got the blords."
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"Go put away the foldable chables... I meant the foldable chairs and tables. I've got the blords today."
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Waitress: "Enjoy your meal!"
Lisa: "Thanks, you too!" (Oh no, I've got the blords)
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"We can't cut the grass today because our mawn lower is broken... haha oopsie, got the blords."
by Balrogorlab April 29, 2024
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Boris Ruvinsky

A russian male who acts black to try to fit in with the cool kids. He used to be a straight A student with a bright future of becoming a laywer but that all changed when he stepped into high school. In high school, he would act black and use rad sigma male slang in order to fit in with the cool kids but would fail. He would dickride his "friendgroup"(nobody liked him in his "friendgroup").
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.

He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was

ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
I like this guy Boris Ruvinsky

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me too
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by crisantodurfee May 3, 2024
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Boris Driver

A person who is really bad at driving in games and practically turns cars into planes with the way they drive
Bro you are such a Boris Driver. I am never letting you behind the wheel ever again.
by S1gerius June 26, 2024
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Boris

by PunkyBrewster69 June 2, 2025
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