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Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
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Bloody Wishbone

Bloody wishbone
When two females join back to back. Then continue to tie their tampon strings together and run in opposite directions. Whichever female gains both tampons gets the wish. I introduce to you, the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.
by Krocodilespundee406 February 5, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Wishbonemug.

Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack
Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!
by Derpknight May 1, 2016
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bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.
I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.
by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013
mugGet the bloody sidemug.

bloody lollipop

A bloody lollipop is when you fuck a chick on her period and then she licks the blood off
by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015
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Bloody knuckle

The sexual act of cutting ones knuckle (2-3) and putting their fist in their partners vagina or anus to "claim dominance"
Heath: why are your knuckles cut
Avery: oh... Let's just say I gave my girlfriend a bloody knuckle
Heath:oh my God dude,why?
by Hamsir August 28, 2022
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Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”
by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023
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