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blair

bitch boy who gets no bitches, pussy or money
fuck blair
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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Blair

Blair…

She’s perfect in every aspect whether she thinks it or not. It’s impossible to see flaws once you stare into those deep glossy sparkly brown eyes. She listens whenever you need her too and will comfort you till the end of time. She believes in you and will supports you through thick or thin. It’s impossible to get mad at her, you can’t help but smile every time you see her stunning face. You go to sleep every night trying to wrap your mind around the fact you can call her yours. How lucky one man can be to have such a Godly, Patient, listening, athletic, smart, strong willed girl that you can call yours. I don’t know what I did to deserve her or how I’m good enough for her but I’m so happy she’s mine. Blair I love you.

Solomon 4:7
Nothing in life is perfect, that statement is a lie, because I know Blair exists.
by B & M November 20, 2023
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blaire job

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."
by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014
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Jemima Hortop-Blair

A girl who only likes toxic guys or guys with the name beginning with J, enjoys cuddles, loves scouts, bestie with everyone, but she is bestie bestie with Hannah, One day will marry Timmy
Boy 1: "Have you heard of Jemima Hortop-Blair."
Boy 2: "Yeah, why?"
Boy 1: "Shes so hot."

Boy 2: "Yeah, but your name dont start with J and your not Toxic :("
Boy 1: "Oh well"
by amazingGeorgia2.0 April 17, 2022
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Blair Witch Bubble

When a man ejaculates so for early in his partners mouth it fills their nasal cavities forming a bubble of cum in one or both of the nostrils.
SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with that Attention Piece go last night?

SKÖL Bro 2: Dude she sucked me off so good I gave her a Blair Witch Bubble.
by TOTEMIR January 2, 2022
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Blair Witch

this is what you call someone worst than a traitor. this someone who becomes your student or friend to learn all the good stuff you know and can do , to use it against you and take you down , and a super blair witch knows you talented and copy this stuff and kill you or get you lock up and get famous off your gift from ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL.
this blair witch is the most evil of all kinds of witches they are. no such thing as a good witch. only pretenders.
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Blair

And absolute Chav of a human. Doesn’t normally have many attractions. Has at least two friends. One popular friend and one not so popular.
Gavin: that Blair’s a right Chav.
Taylor: ewwwwww
by HawaiiForce February 6, 2019
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