shit did you put the bong away?

An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.

J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck

by Madmooseman April 4, 2009

Bong Recreation Area

Wisconsin's First Recreation Area names after Richard Bong. It is located in Kenosha, Wisconsin. The park is filled with campsites and has 41.1 miles of trails.

John: Let's steal the Bong Recreation Area Sign!

Mike: Yeahh!

::Get along side of the road:::

Mike: Crap... someone stole it already!

John: yeahh, it's one of the most stolen signs in the country.

by Matt653962 April 13, 2008

beer bong

a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer

hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

rusty bong polish

Surreptitiously rimming yourself with the mouth end of a bong belonging to somobody who has angered you, or whom you just hold general contempt for. Farting in the bong makes the gesture that much more meaningful.

My girlfriend's little-shit brother left his stupid bong at my house last weekend, after spilling it on my couch no less. So I gave it a Rusty Bong Polish before he picked it up again. I hope he tastes the Taco Bell I had earlier.

by Mark VZ December 20, 2006

Bong tits

When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.

Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.

by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009

BONG!!

A giant-pipe like object, used for smoking weed.

He puffed the bong.

Man you just toked that bong!

by David Smith March 9, 2004

bongalicious

The nasty leftover food in ones refigerator that becomes more than edible after a few rounds with a bong...

"What is that that you just ate?"
"Not a clue but it was bongalicious!"

by little red riding hood January 11, 2004