Bert and Ernie

Ernie Bery

Bert hi
Ernie hi Bert and Ernie

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

brown beatdown

The act of taking fecal matter and placing it in a bag and then beating one's partner with it.

She gave me a brown beatdown, which was fine until the bag broke and I was wearing a turd shirt.

by hackmack April 10, 2009

Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020

Big Little Beatdown

Having sex with a frat boy and then having sex with his little (his new member) It's similar to having sex with a dad and his son

Kari was talking to Jake, they had sex. Now she thinks his little is hotter, thats about to be a Big Little Beatdown.

by suckitGOP December 6, 2010

bert mccracken

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003

bert is evil

A common phrase used by Sesame Street haters and homophobes as an excuse not to watch the show.

Bert is evil. End of story.

by melo the reaper June 11, 2006

Bert and Ernie

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.

-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."

by mrsclaaaaark August 20, 2011