water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

polar bearing

The act of masturbating outdoors in a public or populated area.

A Rochester man was caught masturbating in a local walmart parking lot, Police say the man said he was "Polar Bearing it."

by B.RizZzle August 13, 2016

the berries are low on the turkey bush

Your chances are good.

It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

by Ardyfin July 14, 2017

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018

Bishop barrington

Full of the snobbiest lasses in year 11. All they feel the need to do is sit and stare and start on people but when you pipe up to them they say sorry cause they by there self. But when they with there snobby friends they stare give you queer death stares and make sly comments. They think they better than everyone else. Talk down to people. Shout about who they shagged at the weekend but nobody want to know me doll. Also a group of lasses in year 10 they are the nicest people you will ever meet..

Bishop barrington bible bashes they yuck the st.johns lot

by I love MD December 8, 2019

mrs.barringer

A dumbass librarian that can’t pronounce her own profession, say lie-bary, and makes you eat 3rd lunch

mrs.barringer: Hi,welcome to the lie-bary

us: we don’t wanna be here

mrs.barringer: Today we will be eating third lunch expect this every time you come to the lie-bary

by chloeeeejjjsmmitthh November 2, 2019

The Berlin Airlift

A sex position where you or your partner are lifted into the air and are given oral sex to the genitals, with the legs around the neck, basically hugging the head with your crotch . Be sure that the weight can be handled before attempting or else you might fall and die.

"Damn, Logan! I gave my girl The Berlin Airlift last night. She couldn't believe what I was doing!"

- "Stop telling me these things please Sam"

by THRLLR July 30, 2023