bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

Bent

to get fucked

"Guys I got absolutely bent last night"

by shenaniganz2222221 October 30, 2017

bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.

Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.

by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018

Bent

The state of being wack or dummy stupid

“Yo bro ur bent af”

by Just Chillen November 21, 2019

the "bent knuckle" affect

It is the affect when performing intercourse and the penis is not fully erect and pliable. Usually alcohol induced.

also known as "bent knuckle"

the "bent knuckle" affect is......I went out with the boyz last night and got drunk. afterwards I hooked up with my girl and gave her the bent knuckle. thank god for K-Y and a shoe horn

by willie 1234 November 5, 2011

Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....

Look, he has a Bent Axle....

by SteakSammich March 7, 2022

Bent

This when something that is meant to be straight is at an angle

Viveek is also a word that can be use to replace the word bent

Ricer viv has a bent dick

Peter- Yo where is McDonalds?
Viveek- (Thrusts pelvis forward) Oh it’s just round the corner
Peter- (looks down) Thanks! (Cock slap)

by Pussylicker96 August 2, 2020