bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.

" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"

by Smolpapi May 5, 2020

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Bent

This when something that is meant to be straight is at an angle

Viveek is also a word that can be use to replace the word bent

Ricer viv has a bent dick

Peter- Yo where is McDonalds?
Viveek- (Thrusts pelvis forward) Oh it’s just round the corner
Peter- (looks down) Thanks! (Cock slap)

by Pussylicker96 August 2, 2020

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Bent

A phrase used to notify someone they are attracted to the same gender.

You are very bent sorry I don't swing that way.

by Quisera_379 June 10, 2020

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bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012

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the "bent knuckle" affect

It is the affect when performing intercourse and the penis is not fully erect and pliable. Usually alcohol induced.

also known as "bent knuckle"

the "bent knuckle" affect is......I went out with the boyz last night and got drunk. afterwards I hooked up with my girl and gave her the bent knuckle. thank god for K-Y and a shoe horn

by willie 1234 November 5, 2011

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