toughest battles

Something that you can win so easily.

Come on man! Stop giving me toughest battles!

by Sosku10 August 21, 2021

Groin Battle

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009

battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.

Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"

by deevon the dude May 26, 2017

Rat Battle

Involves multiple rats fighting usually in a free for all. On special occasions team ups are even possible. Usually gambling is present at such events.

Have you ever been to a Rat Battle? Their fucking Exhilarating!

by twhitiswrong February 14, 2012

Flappy Battle

Flappy Battle

1. A competition of the phone game Flappy Bird between two friends.
2. sex

Marco: Where'd Harry and Jane go?
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.

by summerfreeze June 29, 2014

Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.

You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!

by elbissopmi June 07, 2019

battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.

They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.

by 'ole dirty bastard January 12, 2008