Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

by bluecows February 18, 2009

Baby battering ram

Women who use their baby carriages like battering rams to move through crowds.

Wow that lady almost ran me over with her baby battering ram!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

once bitten forever shy

Phrase describing:

1. anyone who has let a person into their life, heart, etc. who has royally fucked their shit up _ and now has a cold,bitter,playa heart for any new relationship

2. to be emotionally-raped so badly that the free world must pay for the afflicted persons pain; all new prospects will undoubtedly suffer.

3. When you can't forgive or trust anyone (even the smallest injustice)

4. To shut out anyone you might actually have a shot with due to past hurts and/or past mistakes

5. Being alone for the rest of your life

ex:

M: -That guy over there has something special going on
E: -Dont go there. He's once bitten forever shy
M: -Damn...that's such a shame, he looks like a real keeper
E: -Dont hold your breath my friend

by casualobserver November 30, 2013

ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022

Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.

Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.

by Squaresvillefan March 14, 2013

Bettendorf

A stuck up rich city. only whites

i live in bettendorf man, that sucks

by gooniniowa August 20, 2008

vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

by George McLean February 2, 2007