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jenna's baked goods

Anything baked by a girl named Jenna. Often heavenly, deserving of wonderful praise, and leaves you hungry for more. Made from scratch, and unbeatable for taste.
Girl 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Girl 2: Jenna's baked goods of course!
Girl 1: Ohmygosh! LUCKY! I totally envy you!
by Nessie LeNinja February 13, 2010
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baked

when you are just feeling more than a nice buzz, you are baked.
"I'm pretty baked".
"on the scale?".
"on the scale, I'm about 4.6".
"right on".
by tittyfucking November 5, 2006
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Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.
My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.
by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009
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backed out

When a moment of conflict arises, one person expresses a need to talk about an issue of significant importance to them and the other avoids it. The result is a lasting resentment between the two that eventually declines the value of friendship.
When he expressed the need to talk, though clearly disturbed and hurt, she "backed out" with a hope that nothing would happen.
by asdfg_hi November 28, 2011
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Stars are Baked

1.When you're so high, everything is a blur, and the oddest things dont even phase you.

2. An Ultra-High
"Dude, my stars are baked!"

When your stars are baked,
And your rivers fly,
Do you ever believe you were stuck in the, Sky,

When your castle breaks,
And your feet are dry,
Do you ever believe you were stuck in the, Sky,

Do you believe, when you're high,
That your life is tried...

(peephole by S.O. A.D)
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gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012
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Basketball Nuts

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.
Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/
by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010
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