"Oh my god, what is that?"
"That is my bacon hard-on."
"That is disgusting."
"What's the matter? I thought you liked pork."
"That is my bacon hard-on."
"That is disgusting."
"What's the matter? I thought you liked pork."
by Booby Joo July 12, 2018
by DerfAlliv March 10, 2011
A wicked silent fart that comes out so hot that it singes the butt hair. It smells and tastes like burnt bacon and usually emits a smokey cloud. Easily clears a room and ruins any fun other people are having, but enhances your own fun.
by Ian C. September 14, 2005
This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.
Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)
by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008
by PaigeParanoiaa August 14, 2008
Where you place up to 4 slices of raw bacon per ass cheek and tape it on for 1-2you days and wear ir under clothing and during bowel movements to add flavor. Cook it the following day and enjoy! Its extreamly delicious.
by abcx December 01, 2011
The skin found underneath ones fingernails after digging into the buttocks of the stud you just had sex with.
by craig black September 01, 2006