Smackin Bacon

When a male beats his meat using a snackin bacon from Dunkin Donuts

He was smackin bacon at 3:00 AM when his mother walked in.

by Doing Smackin Bacon May 30, 2021

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bacon bomb

A wicked silent fart that comes out so hot that it singes the butt hair. It smells and tastes like burnt bacon and usually emits a smokey cloud. Easily clears a room and ruins any fun other people are having, but enhances your own fun.

DUDE!...Ahhhhh...that bacon bomb tastes like bacon!

by Ian C. September 27, 2005

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Fake Bacon

This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.

Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)

by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

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Hover Bacon

As defined in the YouTube video Hover Bacon, it is bacon that can fly.

Can you imagine a world with Hover Bacon?

Can you imagine if pork had levitation?

by PaigeParanoiaa October 9, 2008

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Special Bacon

Where you place up to 4 slices of raw bacon per ass cheek and tape it on for 1-2you days and wear ir under clothing and during bowel movements to add flavor. Cook it the following day and enjoy! Its extreamly delicious.

Ann prepared special bacon yesterday and we're having it for breakfast!

by abcx December 1, 2011

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