auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

auto cot

A form of boycott which involves the ramming of automobiles.

Example: Look at onehunglow's war attack! His level 3 wagon is auto cotting matt's base!

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

auto cock

Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.

Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?

Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.

Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.

by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019

Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.

"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"

by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019

Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.

Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.

by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019

auto putter

Y’all just got trolled.

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass

by Penis287372 October 10, 2019