Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

urban dictionary basketball asshole

I shoved a refrigerator up my ass

Urban dictionary basketball asshole

by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024

Cannon Basketball

When you stick a ball in your partner's ass and you wait for her to pop the ball out

I gave my partner the cannon basketball and she loved it

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

Basketball widow

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)

My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.

by Miz Pee November 4, 2019

the basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.

Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.

by martypartyparty April 26, 2021

basketball shorts

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.

Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.

by Nono 23 July 6, 2020

The Greatest Basketball Player of All Time

Lebron Raymone James

The greatest basketball player of all time was drafted first overall by the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2003 NBA Draft.

by LebronRaymoneJamesIsTheGoat January 15, 2025