snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023

Assassin's syndrome

The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.

Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.

by Ackernoon August 15, 2019

Assassin 4g

A fat white YouTube gamer who is also believed to be gay

Your such and Assassin 4g

by Hi Austin I’m sorry September 17, 2019

vindicare assassins

vindicare assassins are one of the best temples of assassins in all of the 40k universe. They are known for being some of the best snipers in the entire universe. They have been known to hold their position for up to months. They are equipped with exitus rifles. In the hands of a vindicare assassin, they will never miss. They are normally used to take out chaos cult leaders.

Hey, I heard there was a vindicare assassin around here. yeah, I heard that vindicare assassins are great snipers.

by Lem_Likes_Pasta March 21, 2022

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023