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Johnny Appleseed

The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
Dude i was drinking some Johnny Appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!
by foodknowledge February 21, 2011
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bobbing for apples

When a male inserts one or more of his testicles into a female's anus and proceeds to have intercourse with her while his testicles remain engulfed in her rectum.
I'm gonna try this shit (bobbing for apples) at home...
by Nicklaus October 24, 2006
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Salting my apples

When your boob hurt.
Ashly: fuck off m8
Carly: Your really salting my apples.
by Carlynutsacksaresaggy July 31, 2016
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sliced apples

The fucking coolest shit eva! Better than that fucking cool beans shit. Oh yeah!!
by Mitch Rebarchek October 23, 2005
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Applesauce

Applesauce is code for LSD.
Person 1: "hey man, what's wrong with you. you look totally out of it."
Person 2: "i just had some applesauce."
Person 1: "ah, that stuff's the shiiiit!"
by Tim Viale May 25, 2009
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Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.
"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005
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