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The definition is that Americans are fat ugly pricks that smell of shit and no one likes them should blow them all up.
An example would be I’m a fat ugly American who is diabetic and I’m a nonce they all are.
America by Killallshitskinniggers November 6, 2021
A beautiful person and loves to play video games. Americas are very sweet, kind, fun, and cool if you ever meet a America you are lucky because they are one of the most funniest person to ever live. They’re smile is amazing, they are just really perfect. Americas have a perfect body and perfect smile! Theirs nothing wrong about Americas
Boy: who is that wonderful and beautiful girl
Girl: that’s America she’s amazing
America by Bbcloverandonlylover69 November 22, 2021
A beautiful, poised, smart very funny girl who is a leader at heart. She can crack a smile on anyone’s face and can easily make friends. She’s hot and sweet but will put you in your place if she catches you doing something she does not agree on. She’s a hustler and will be very successful. Definitely a great friend to keep around, her loyalty is incomparable. She’s one of a kind.
Oh yeah america, she’s a hot girl.
America by Jtoobrezzy November 23, 2021
America is the most beautiful girl in this world, she is always there for you and she never abandons you, even in spite of everything.
She is good in bed, she makes you enjoy sex. She is an extremely sexy person, everything about her is perfect and beautiful, she is a juicy baby.
Her beautiful green eyes highlight everything and her beautiful hips too. When you least expect it she will be on top of you giving you what you want.
My baby this is for you 😻
-person 1. Just look at America
-Me. Yeah, she is my prettiest girl
America (or the USA). One of the most iconic & most hated places ever.
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.

Pros:

• This country has some of the best geography ever.

From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).

• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).

Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?

So can't be united, and get along? Please?
Me: I live in America
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?
America by klem_box47 December 1, 2021
"shit american id here"
America by protomos December 28, 2021