Alpena

A small town in North-Eastern Michigan known for fat ugly women and young attractive men with mullets named Nick Lee.

A place to go if you want to visit the closest place to Hell.

Cop: Now what are we going to do with you?

Arrested Man: Fuck Yo Couch Nigga

Cop: Im taking you where no man has a chance to live or leave.

Arrested Man: Aw Hell Naw Not Alpena.

by NLHASP March 26, 2011

alina

someone who is as sweet as sugar

tom: lets go prank the teacher
sally: no we shuld respect her, she is our elder.

tom: your such an alina

by luluiscool April 11, 2011

alien ant farm

A band that, unfortunately, is only best known for their Michael Jackson cover of "Smooth Criminal". It sucks because outside of this song, they're actually a really good band.

Teeny bopper: "OMG!!! Alien Ant Farm is awesome! 'Smooth Criminal', like, rocks!!!!"

Alien Ant Farm fan: "Aw, shut up. Go listen to their whole albums instead of the same video MTV plays."

by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006

Alien Abduction Survivor

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.

"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."

by yes juanito yes February 26, 2012

alienware

Great computer company that people like to bash. They make high end gaming PCs, although they are expensive.

OMG i hate alienware it sucks and is a pos and i cant afford 1 lemme go write a urbandictionary definition about it

by namebeingusedbysomeoneelse August 4, 2009

alienistic

Describing an object that is not from this earth, or just does not make sense.

The strange rocks had alienistic qualities.

by The Punk Rock Pirate March 1, 2009

Alien

The kid at your school or person in your life that is the definition of weird. Usually with an insane sense of style that's strange but not tacky, they're widely known for their quirks and ideas, and they try to be everyone's friend and "Analyze the Human population".

"Dude, you know that new kid?"
"Yeah, he's such an Alien."

Murphy is the school Alien

by thefangame September 11, 2010