Alcohol Points 

An incontrovertible way to express total consumption of alcoholic beverages.

% alcohol * fluid ounces consumed = Alcohol Points

8.1% (steel reserve high gravity lager) * 120 (3 40's) = 972 alcohol points

40% (standard whiskey) * 14 (half a fifth of said whiskey) = 560 alcohol points

Alcohol Points by Shadow[BKK_MDE] July 15, 2011

alcoholiday 

A protracted happy party in which large quantities of alcohol are consumed. It can also be used while at a bar. Basically, if you're piss-drunk, you've had an alcoholiday.

I'm taking an alcoholiday, or I need an alcoholiday.

alcoholiday by hulda April 27, 2005

Alcohol 

it's what Jamie Foxx blames "IT" on

Blame it on the 'trone got you in the zone
Blame it on the goose got you feelin loose
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)

Alcohol by I'm a Kenneth February 1, 2010

Alcohole 

n.
Someone who is a real jerk when they get drunk.

Jeff: Hey John, you wanna come out to the bar tonight with me and Eddie?
John: No thanks Jeff. To tell you the truth, I think Eddie's a total alcohole. I just don't have the energy to put up with him right now.

Alcohole by Ezmerellda July 3, 2009

alcohol 

The intoxicating substance found in beer and liquor; known to cause rambling, dizziness, delirium, euphoria, vomitting, unconsciousness, and death (usually in that order); often used in seduction

I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it, but she seemed happy the next morning.

alcohol by Alcohizzol December 6, 2003

alcohol 

Mood altering drug usually obtained from fermentation of carbohydates by yeast. Users come into three main categories:

1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax.

2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings.

3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell.

See the difference?

did u see the bus stop? some mindless cunts got drunk and wrecked so people cant use it. stupid townies.

alcohol by hairbear May 3, 2004

alcohol 

God's gift/destruction to mankind.

Thank God for alcohol!

alcohol by bicyclethieff January 11, 2008