Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok
Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.
Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”
Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”
Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019
The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.
He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets
He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets
Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017
by AlbertMichealGrantTyler March 14, 2019
Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.
She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.
If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.
Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.
Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.
Keep her close to you forever
She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.
If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.
Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.
Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.
Keep her close to you forever
by ukendtbruger? November 24, 2021
by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 08, 2022
The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.
She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.
She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.
by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018