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Albert

Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.
Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.
by heyo9999999 March 12, 2021
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Albert Artez

Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok
Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
by anonymous March 15, 2022
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Albert

He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester
Albert is a really nice guy!
by bobmurry November 22, 2021
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Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt
Damn thats big Albert
by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020
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Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.
Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.
by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022
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Albert Breaker

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.
by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021
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albert

bro: lets go
you:albert
by jajabeetz July 3, 2025
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