the motto of Saudi Arabia
saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that
thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!
saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!
saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
by timhoe December 15, 2020
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged
4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
by agglerahhh January 17, 2011
Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
copyright: esteban
copyright: esteban
Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???
Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"
Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"
by Esteban20 November 24, 2007
Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.
(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."
Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."
Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."
by DennyJr January 17, 2007
by Joker!!!!!! February 14, 2021
A phrase you say when someone says something that no body cares about or you just want to shut down because you wish for their pathetic mouths to be shut.
by LongShlong November 03, 2020