The comparison of two items with properties. The first being that one average item trumps the other average item but if both items are "good" then the reverese is true and item 2 becomes better.
grass absolutes turf.
meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde
meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde
by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024
by Hercolena Oliver September 24, 2008
A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
by FuckinBlazeItM8 September 16, 2015
If you call someone an absolute botatron it means that the are too good to be true and are an absolutely a class person to be around.
She's an absolute botatron!.
by Lethal con October 21, 2022
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by Hola213 December 07, 2013
Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.
"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."
"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."
"No, hate is a strong word."
"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."
"No, hate is a strong word."
by treesoda August 24, 2022