aids cat

Literally, a cat that has FIV living on a back porch in Jacksonville, FL, waiting to be taken to the cat sanctuary. Used appropriately as an expletive to describe bad situations or people.

2007-08 UK basketball is an aids cat.
The guy who just broke up with me is a fucking aids cat.
The guy who, on the first date, seriously asked me "Do you wanna see it?" is an aids cat!

by Philifrodick March 21, 2008

Aids Monkey

aids monkey: a racial slur for African Americans. Derived from aids being common in Africa and the fact that black people are like monkeys. Usually used towards an African American male.

"Dog on Aids monkey in his gold Cadillac!"

by colin&starrs slur solutions January 20, 2009

Aids Bagels

A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.

Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.

by CoreyNallis July 28, 2008

Aids Donkey

When unable to locate the source of a sexually transmitted infection, it is presumed to have come from the Aids Donkey, usually a cock hungry emo slut, or rarely another self esteem challenged 20 something stereotype with the entire sexual history of a community tattooed on the inside of their ass.

Dude, where did you get that rash ? Oh dude it appeared after I screwed Amy Victoria, you know the Aids Donkey chick.

by BC Peppers December 26, 2011

AIDS Shank

When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.

Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.

by NK-Penne December 27, 2011

Aids Pie

Aids in a traditional pie, for consumption of the masses.

"Hey steve, wanna come round on Sunday for an Aids Pie? Bring the kids."

by Cupid_Stunt October 22, 2008

aids rodeo

The moment when entering your partner in the postion "doggie style", one informs the person who has just been entered that you have aids. The aim of the game is to remain inside the partner as long as possible from that moment on. PS: this works best on one night stands.

From the moment I told her, the aids rodeo started and I managed to stay inside Judy for a hole 50 seconds! Afterwards, her room was totally trashed by the way...

by Single Bad Man September 5, 2008