Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.

In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)

by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic May 20, 2012

atm friendly

Ass to mouth.

fuck me hard ,ATM friendly and enthusiastic bi/wm

by frodems October 29, 2015

friendly mosh

A mosh where when someone pushes you, and you push them back, they turn and grin at you, like, "isn't this fun? we're in a mosh!" and you grin back in agreement.

Usually occurs at small rock concerts on college campuses, where most of the attendees are not real rockers.

So the other day I went to this awesome BrokeNCYDE concert at my school, and I got right in the middle of a a bunch of people moshing! Luckily, it was a friendly mosh.

by Mary's clone March 23, 2009

friendly bud

weed brought by a hippie to a public place that is meant to be shared with complete strangers.

"hey lets go to the hippie hangout, so we can get high off some friendly bud"

by gangsta gabs August 09, 2008

Friendly Snowmaning

An altered state of consciousness or 'high' achieved by simultaneously snorting cocaine and smoking heroin; a blood vessel friendly version of snowballing.

Man I feel so sick today friendly snowmaning last night ruined me.

by Swanney's Multiverse June 16, 2010

Friendly Jellyfish

The act of one male tickling another male's scrotum

Thomas swam under the water to surprise Kit and he sneakily gave him a friendly jellyfish. This left Kit feeling vulnerable and shocked by the friendly jellyfish

by Loose Goose For King June 11, 2012

Friendly Fire

When two homesexual men are involved in gay sex and one man cums into the other man's urethra, then the second man cums at the first, spraying him with his own cum-hence the name

Last night I saw these two gay guys going at it and they totally fucking hit each other with a Friendly Fire!

by Self_Hating_Narcississt May 01, 2018