Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)
Do you remember the Watermelon War
by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020
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Watermelon Beam

A green laser aiming device. A term used by less intelligent citizens of Montgomery, Alabama that has proliferated throughout the country.
Hey yo, u got dat glawk wit da stendo and watermelon beam?!?!?!
by Ben Dover, PhD June 29, 2022
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Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 06, 2021
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eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
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watermelon lmao

Citthe original collection of Thunberg and other relevant type material, show that the sweet watermelon (Citrullus ss in Shenzhen in China in 2017.4

The bitter South African melon first collected by Thunberg has become naturalized in semiarid regions of several continents, and is designated as a "pest plant" in parts of Western Australia where they are called pig melon.5
naeus and the holotype of the South African species.7 There is evidence from seeds in Pharaoh tombs of watermelon cultivation in Ancient Egypt. Watermelon is grown in tropical and subtropical areas worldwide for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The sweet, juicy flesh is usually deep red to pink, with many black seeds, although seedless varieties have been cultivated. The fruit can be eaten raw or pickled and the rind is edible after cooking.

they didn't let me have most of it :(
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by Christopherblue October 16, 2019
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watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.
What appears to be a watermelon doink
by Dirty ROOSKIE October 18, 2017
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Watermelon Sugar

A Watermelon Sugar is a piece of content that is stuck on trending for atleast 12 hours.
back then: oh boy i cant wait to go into urban dictionary! lets go on the trending page! *sees something new* oh! motorcycle river is on trending!
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
by Stupid Af July 19, 2021
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