(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it
by YesssPLeasE February 24, 2009
Get the second takermug. Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.
by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019
Get the sibling secondmug. Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021
Get the Second shiftmug. Another name for a stalker, or someone watching someone.
Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)
Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)
Person 1: Hey I hear your girlfriend has been seeing another girl.
Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on
Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on
by A15kk February 23, 2013
Get the second shadowmug. "I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012
Get the Microsoft Secondmug. by BigManFred December 25, 2019
Get the Second Mouthmug. A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds
by smartboithatknowshowtospell April 10, 2021
Get the Josie secondmug.