Female Link

a fantasized version on Link from the Legend of Zelda games; a play on the feminine appearance of Link. Ex. Link has feathery hair, tights, and a dress-looking tunic

"Kink", one name given to the fantasy character Female Link

by Derrick Brunswell XXIII July 2, 2006

Weakest Link

Popularised by a television game show of the same name, where the loser of each round is dismissed by the host with the phrase "You are the weakest link, goodbye!". Used for people who are the weakest/least intelligent/slowest of a group.

"You are the weakest link! Goodbye!"

by Ben November 26, 2003

Stink Link

A load, a turd, ca-ca, dook-dook, dookey.

Dam, do not go in that bathroom! Someone just dropped a major stink link!

by Ms. Carey October 19, 2006

split link

British slang for person from the orient

All of the split links in Las Vegas love to gamble, but hardly ever tip their dealers.

by Jodie Turner January 22, 2004

Professor Missing Link Syndrome

The disdain of a professor towards students who can grok the material without attending class. Professors afflicted with PMLS typically love to bask in the superiority implied by their Ph.D and generally dislike the prospect of a student possessing the ability to self learn material which they, at one time, struggled with dearly, without the aid of their divine guidance. Frequently, this manifests itself in the form of mark theft via borderline ethical methods such as questionable exams.

A: Dude, I was dishing PWNage all over this exam but I took a huge hit on this random question about some elephant Dr. Smith saw on his vacation to Africa.

B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.

A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.

by NachoBeez October 24, 2010

wanna link

Linking, aka hanging out.

"wanna link?"

by everything is already in use April 22, 2018

missing link

A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.

Joe: "Damn, it's 115 degrees out here. Why doesn't Tom take off his shirt?"
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."

by Crapholio July 30, 2005