Zombie Prom

A pretty good play about the '50s. It is about a girl named toffee who falls in love with a bad-ass orphan named jonny. But her parents won't let them be together, so jonny commits suicide, so there's cliched your Romeo and Juliet part. But jonny comes back from the dead because of toffee's love for him, and he's a zombie. So the jackass principal won't let jonny come back to school because he used to be dead. And everyone protests about it and some kid calls some magazine, and the guy who writes the story was the principal's ex-bf, surprise, surprise. I won't ruin the ending, but it's some stupid dramatic scandalous thing with the magazine guy. Aside from the cliches though, it's a good play with cool songs.

Is an example really necessary? It's frickin zombie prom.

by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010

zombie plan

The planned tactics and procedures one will take in preparation to and/or in the event of the zombie apocalypse.

(zombie gnawing on corpse)
Steve: I bet that guy wishes he'd devised and followed a zombie plan.

by emjayen May 19, 2009

zombie company

A company that is considered too important to allow to go bankrupt, and ends up sucking on the lifeblood of the United States (aka its money). Members of zombie companies are permitted to take bonuses of any size, thus contributing to the general blood sucking.

"AIG used to be an egg. Now its hatched and has become a zombie company."

by commiebobo March 19, 2009

Zombie Hendrix

The legendary guitarist and singer Jimi Hendrix revived in zombie form. Can also be used as part of an exclamation.

Sweet Zombie Hendrix, wtf was that

Hendrix is risen, but he is a zombie. Cool.

by Warbossjackjack May 12, 2009

Zombie Knots

Chunks of dried up feces entangled in the ass hair of a disgusting human being.

Bob spread his ass cheeks and out popped several nasty zombie knots.

by eerickson1205 October 14, 2009

Zombie Virus

In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.

Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.

*containment cell shatters*

Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!

Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!

*dies*

by Apocolypse_Surviver April 4, 2009

Zombie Jesus

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."

Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?

by rutabega234 April 4, 2010