zombie plan 

The planned tactics and procedures one will take in preparation to and/or in the event of the zombie apocalypse.

(zombie gnawing on corpse)
Steve: I bet that guy wishes he'd devised and followed a zombie plan.

zombie plan by emjayen May 19, 2009

zombie company 

A company that is considered too important to allow to go bankrupt, and ends up sucking on the lifeblood of the United States (aka its money). Members of zombie companies are permitted to take bonuses of any size, thus contributing to the general blood sucking.

"AIG used to be an egg. Now its hatched and has become a zombie company."

zombie company by commiebobo March 19, 2009

Zombie Hendrix 

The legendary guitarist and singer Jimi Hendrix revived in zombie form. Can also be used as part of an exclamation.

Sweet Zombie Hendrix, wtf was that

Hendrix is risen, but he is a zombie. Cool.

Zombie Hendrix by Warbossjackjack May 12, 2009

Zombie Knots

Chunks of dried up feces entangled in the ass hair of a disgusting human being.

Bob spread his ass cheeks and out popped several nasty zombie knots.

Zombie Knots by eerickson1205 October 14, 2009

Zombie Virus

In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.

Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.

*containment cell shatters*

Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!

Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!

*dies*

Zombie Virus by Apocolypse_Surviver April 4, 2009

Zombie Jesus 

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."

Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?

Zombie Jesus by rutabega234 April 4, 2010

Zombie Jonathan 

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

Zombie Jonathan by Littlefinch March 19, 2009