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wooden plunger

when you take a cork up a girls puss a few times and then you take it out and lick the pussy juices
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worder's block

derived (stolen) from writer's block

1) when a person cannot think of a word to add to urban dictionary
i really want to be cool and add to urbandictionary.com, but i have worder's block....fuck
by enbediz April 18, 2010
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wooden cudgel

A game played between two or more contestants.

Rules:

1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"

Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."

Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"

Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"

Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 20, 2010
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wooden wrapper

Yeah man Lennie got shot and now hes 6 feet under in a wooden wrapper
by Vashano March 19, 2016
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Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen
oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch
by YourNan28 January 10, 2017
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wooden cock

a great invention made by Gabriel in the Slöjdsal
wow that's a cool wooden cock!
by YourNan28 February 13, 2017
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Wooden lettus grabber

A wooden thing that grabs lettus and often breaks with excessive force.
I broke the wooden lettus grabber
by Whehcjjajfndne October 31, 2017
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