On a job interview—
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018

A best friend, a person that you tell everything to, super crazy, fun and loud. But when you go out of town for only 3 days, she decides to hook up with your ex boyfriend of like 2 years, when she knew that you still liked him and that you were possibily going to get back together. So we all refer to a hookup buddy as a girl named Brooke. Brooke=Whore.
Nicole: So all he wants is a Brooke?
Jeff: I'm so in the mood for a Brooke.
Brennan: Did you see that girls outfit, she looks like such a Brooke.
Jeff: I'm so in the mood for a Brooke.
Brennan: Did you see that girls outfit, she looks like such a Brooke.
by heyheyheyheyheyhey January 5, 2010

A fucking whore that likes to be mean to Joseph because she lowkey loves him with all of her heart but doesn’t want to admit it
by Joseph😜 March 27, 2020

by BwanaChris April 4, 2018

I wish I was brooke.
by unicorn holo February 27, 2017

Brooke’s are really sexy and beautiful that make you laugh whenever, Brooke’s have big ass and big tits she’s thick.
by Cock cock June 11, 2018

by Alex can play October 5, 2016
